Saturday, 19 November 2016

Royal Gumboots

Her Right Royal Gumboots asks me to place the dinner in the oven at quarter to five.  Then she asks me to repeat what she said because she knows I am not entirely switched on with the flu.  I repeat her request word for word.

HRG: "Will you remember that?"

Me: "Yes"

HRG: "Write it down"

That, after I had discovered that some people think I am, in my thirties, too old to vote!

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